"Only dead fish go with the flow...."
Alrighty then.
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HarleyWoman91 |
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"Only dead fish go with the flow...." Alrighty then. |
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I love this man. I was totally confused too. And I know sports.
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8bestfriends |
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I watched Anderson that night... he was so funny.
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India2 |
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http://www.huffingtonpost...-blogger-s_b_225817.html
There seemed to be dozens of rumors circulating about the governor at any given point in time, and this week was no different. People were muttering about personal family problems, about new ethics complaints, about legal cases involving her use of personal off-the-radar Yahoo email accounts to conduct state business. Then there was talk about the legality of her legal defense fund which is currently being questioned, or maybe even personal illness. But the ones that seems to have gotten under the governor's skin were reports involving rumors floating about town that there was some kind of shenanigans going on with the simultaneous building of the governor's house, and the Wasilla Sports Complex, and a supposed IRS investigation. Was this the infamous rumor of an "iceberg" that could sink the S.S. Palin as had been reported on another Alaskan blog? Are any of these rumors actually true? Who knows. Are they being talked about in open conversation at holiday barbeques all over the state today? Oh, yes.
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Oh...but I thought "Bible Spice" was gonna go up to Washington and get rid of all the corruption hockey mom style, doncha know! She's done. She's back to what she was -- a small person looking for someone to be angry at. Amen. ![]() |
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Could it be that her supposed baby Twig, Tweek, Tank or whatever the hell his name is has actually been proven to be daughter Willow, Wanton, Whisper's or whatever the hell her name is natural born kidlet?Cruel, but hilarious! Thank you "The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to
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I finally buckled down to watch the speech.
http://www.dailykos.com/s...h-Palin-resignationVIDEO All I can say is the cackling birds in the background made more sense. Speeding from the bizarre point guard analogy to ending with General MacArthur and all 5 of her kids giving her advice (imagine that!), it was like she was hopped up on meth. W.T.F! I somehow missed the dead fish comment. How could I miss such a gem? Oh, yeah, because I could barely listen. Too painful. Bible Spice.... Oh, I forgot the original reason I came in this thread. That Vanity Fair article is fantastic. Thanks for posting May2! OK, I'm here again. Anyone ready this in the NYTimes. Really good!
Op-Ed Columnist
Sarah's Straight TalkTruly, Sarah Palin has come a long way. When she ran for vice president, she frequently became disjointed and garbled when she departed from her prepared remarks. Now the prepared remarks are incoherent, too. "And a problem in our country today is apathy," she said on Friday as she announced that she would resign as governor of Alaska at the end of the month. "It would be apathetic to just hunker down and 'go with the flow.' Nah, only dead fish 'go with the flow.' No. Productive, fulfilled people determine where to put their efforts, choosing to wisely utilize precious time ... to BUILD UP." Basically, the point was that Palin is quitting as governor because she's not a quitter. Or a deceased salmon. Sarah Barracuda made her big announcement Friday afternoon on the lawn of her home to an audience that appeared to include only Todd, the kids and the
next-door neighbors. Smiling manically ( "Life is about choices!" declared the nation's most anti-choice politician.
People, what is going on with governors in this country? Are we doomed to see them go bonkers one by one, state by state? The timing of Palin's announcement was extremely peculiar. Not only did she interrupt the plans of TV newscasters to spend the entire weekend pointing
out that Michael Jackson is still dead ( "I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity," she said in a fairly typical moment. "I choose not to tear down and waste precious time, but to build up this state and our country, and her industrious, generous, patriotic free people!" Palin has a year and a half left to go in her term of office. The political world had been wondering whether she'd run for re-election. The answer is
no. And furthermore, it turns out that Palin believes that the only way her administration can "continue without interruption" is for her to end it.
Anyhow, no point in wasting precious time. One underlying theme in Palin's remarks was that many ethics complaints have been filed against her on issues ranging from her alleged attempts to get her former brother-in-law fired from the state troopers to charging Alaska for her children's travel expenses. According to the about-to-be-ex governor, fighting all this negativity has cost the state "thousands of hours of your time" and $2 million "to respond to 'opposition research.' " But now this is all water under the bridge. Every single unfair charge has been dismissed. ("We've won!") And now that the battle is over and the time/money has been wasted, Palin is going to leave her job in the name of "efficiencies and effectiveness." "I cannot stand here as your governor and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of governor," she said. Perhaps there is some new and interesting scandal that Palin has yet to let us in on. (If so, I hope it involves a soul mate. Palin was the subject of a devastating article in this month's Vanity Fair by Todd Purdum, who wrote that McCain campaign aides found it almost impossible to get Palin to prepare for her disastrous interview with Katie Couric. And there is no sign, Purdum reported, that Palin has made any attempt to bone up on the issues so that next time around, she could run as a candidate who actually had some grasp of the intricacies of foreign and domestic policy. So if she's starting to run, it will be as the same reporter-avoiding, generalization-spouting underachiever that she was last time around.
Now we know she not only doesn't have the concentration to read a policy paper, she can't focus long enough to finish the job she was hired to do.
On Friday, Palin said that finishing out her term would be just too easy. "Many just accept that lame-duck status, hit the road, draw the paycheck and 'milk it.' I'm not putting Alaska through that," she said. Apparently, she's going to put the rest of us through it instead.
"I used my Obama tax cut to buy tea bags for the protest against increased taxes." By KarenT. (won Huffington Post
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Ho man! Maureen Dowd's column is even better.
Op-Ed Columnist
Now, Sarah's FollyWASHINGTON Sarah Palin showed on Friday that in one respect at least, she is qualified to be president. Caribou Barbie is one nutty puppy. Usually we don't find that exquisite battiness in our leaders until they've been battered by sordid scandals like Watergate (Nixon), gnawing problems like Vietnam (L.B.J.), or scary threats like biological terrorism (Cheney). When Lyndon Johnson was president, some of his staff began to think of him as "a sick man," as Bill Moyers told Arthur Schlesinger Jr. Moyers and his fellow Johnson aide Dick Goodwin even began reading up on mental illness - Bill on manic depression and Dick on paranoia. And so it was, Todd Purdum learned, as he traveled Alaska reporting on Palin for Vanity Fair, that the governor's erratic and egoistic behavior has been a source of concern for people there. "Several told me, independently of one another," Purdum writes, "that they had consulted the definition of 'narcissistic personality disorder' in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders - 'a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy' - and thought it fit her perfectly." The White House can drive its inhabitants loopy. So at least Sarah Palin is ahead of the curve on that one. As Alaskans settled in to enjoy holiday salmon bakes and the post-solstice thaw, their governor had a solipsistic meltdown so strange it made Sparky Sanford look like a model of stability. On the shore of Lake Lucille, with wild fowl honking and the First Dude smiling, with Piper in the foreground and their Piper Cub in the background, the woman who took the Republican Party by storm only 10 months ago gave an incoherent, breathless and prickly stream of consciousness to a small group in her Wasilla yard. Gobsmacked Alaska politicians, Republican big shots, the national press, her brother, the D.C. lawyer who helped create her political action committee and yes, even Fox News, played catch-up. What looked like a secret wedding turned out to be a public unraveling as the G.O.P. implosion continued: Sarah wanted everyone to know that she's not having fun and people are being mean to her and she doesn't feel like finishing her first term as governor. She can hunt wolves from the air and field-dress a moose, but she fears being a lame duck? Some brickbats over her ethics and diva turns as John McCain's running mate, and that dewy skin turns awfully thin. Maybe there's another red Naughty Monkey high heel to drop - there's often a hidden twist in Sarah's country-music melodramas. Or is this a reckless high-speed escape from small-pond Alaska, where her popularity is dropping, to the big time Below? Even some conservative analysts admitted that the governor's move seemed ga-ga before venturing the spin that Palin might be "crazy like a fox," as Sarah's original cheerleader, Bill Kristol, put it. Maybe, Kristol mused, she could use the 18 months she would have spent finishing her term to write her book and study up on the issues for 2012. Why not? Palin/Sanford in 2012, with the slogan: "Save time - we're already in Crazy Town." Palin's speech is classic casuistry. After girlish burbling about how "progressing our state" and serving Alaska "is the greatest honor that I could imagine," and raving about how much she loves her job, she abruptly announced that she was making the ultimate sacrifice: dumping the state on her lieutenant. Why "milk it," as she put it, when you can quit it? "Only dead fish go with the flow," she said, while cold fish can blow out of town. Leaving Alaska in the lurch is best for Alaska. She can better "effect change" in government from outside government. She can fulfill her promise of "efficiencies and effectiveness" by deserting Juneau midway through her term - and taking her tanning bed with her. "We need those who will respect our Constitution," said Palin, who swore on the Bible to uphold the Constitution. She said she can't fulfill that silly old oath of office in the usual way because she's not "wired to operate under the same old politics as usual." Naturally, she dragged the troops in, saying that her trip to see wounded soldiers overseas "fortified" her decision to give up because "they don't give up." She refuses to succumb to the "politics of personal destruction." It's no fun unless she's the one aiming those poison darts, as she did when she accused Barack Obama of associating "with terrorists who targeted their own country." Sometimes, she explained, if you're the star, you have to "call an audible and pass the ball" and leave at halftime, "so the team can win" somehow without you. The maverick must run free when greener pastures beckon. The musher must jump out of the dogsled when warmer climes call. As Palin's spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, says, "The world is literally her oyster." But just remember, beloved Alaska, it's all about you.http://www.nytimes.com/20...7/05/opinion/05dowd.html
"I used my Obama tax cut to buy tea bags for the protest against increased taxes." By KarenT. (won Huffington Post
caption contest for captioning photo of a tea party protester)
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"I'll sue you for defamation!" is the toothless wonder of the legal world. The bluster is meant to scare people, intimidate them, and get them to be quiet. In this particular case, it's not going to work. Moore has already discussed the threat on her radio show, where she said emphatically, "Bring it on." She said she already gotten legal advice, and has a long list of attorneys who had emailed her, stepping up and eagerly offering to depose Sarah Palin in such a case. Now that would make for some damn good blogging material. She and her lawyer are idiots. She no longer has the protection of the national electoral platform to keep people from pushing back when she pushes first. I hope like hell they are stupid enough to keep pushing the issue. I'd love to see some lawyer get her in a room to depose her. Can you imagine the transcript?
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about us, we'll stop telling the truth about them." ~ Adlai Stevenson
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HarleyWoman91 |
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Brilliant column by Dowd... "a solipsistic meltdown" perfectly describes her 'announcement. ..."The world is literally her oyster." Well maybe except for months ending in "R".... |
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who swore on the Bible to uphold the Constitution. lolz ![]() |
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hando49 |
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I love Maureen Dowd
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E Love 9.survivorsucks |
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Exactly.
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nosyone |
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A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~
Charlie Chaplin
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I couldn't get the video to play, and I know I'm probably going to be sorry I asked.... but what did she say??
Your Signature ... "Do the best job you can seeing the truth, and then do the best job you can telling the truth. Risk whatever you have to risk, because ultimately, it's probably not going to be as much as you think it is. Even if it is, at least you will have collapsed, been fired, shot at, or whatever for good reason rather than something stupid or self-serving." -- Keith Olbermann GOBAMA!! |
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nosyone |
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She was asked about Hillary Clinton's statement that she's being criticized in the media and is under a sharper microscope. Sarah says a bunch of stuff
like...."fair or unfair...you gotta plow through it....you gotta know what you're getting into...whenever i hear a woman candidate with any perceived
whine about that excess criticism or a sharper microscope...it doesn't do us any good....fair or unfair....it's there....it bothers me a little bit
hearing her bring that attention to herself"....blah, blah, blah.
You know....exactly what she does now!
A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~
Charlie Chaplin
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8bestfriends |
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Sarah wanted everyone to know that she's not having fun and people are being mean to her and she
doesn't feel like finishing her first term as governor. *as she stamps her foot and pouts*
She's such a hoot! Bwahaha! She acts about the same age as Piper, only not as mature. Incidentally, listening to her entire "I quit" speech is a form of torture. Maybe we could use it on military prisoners instead of the waterboarding. |
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nosyone |
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Gotta love Paul Begala's take!
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I wish Hunter S. Thompson had lived to see this.
As Hunter said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Sarah Palin makes Mark Foley, the congressman who sent filthy emails to pages look almost normal. She makes David Vitter, the senator who was hanging out with hookers, look almost boring. She makes Larry Craig, caught hitting on a cop in a men's room, look almost stable. She makes John Ensign, the senator who was having an affair with a staffer, look almost humdrum (and compared to the rest of the GOP whack-jobs, he is). And she makes Mark Sanford, the governor with the Latin lover, look positively predictable. It was an almost impossible mission, but in resigning from office with 17 months to go in her first term, Sarah Palin has made herself the bull goose loony of the GOP. Let's stipulate that if there is some heretofore unknown personal, medical or family crisis, this was the right move. But Gov. Palin didn't say anything like that. Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text, as posted on Gov. Palin's official website (here), uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points. Nixon resigned the presidency in 1,796 words -- still no exclamation points. Gov. Palin capitalized words at random - whole words, like "TO," "HELP," and "AND," and the first letter of "Troops." Gov. Palin's official announcement that she is resigning as chief executive of the great state of Alaska had all the depth and gravitas of a 13-year-old's review of the Jonas Brothers' album on Facebook. She even quoted her parents' refrigerator magnet. (Note to self: if one of my kids becomes governor, throw away the refrigerator magnet that says: "Murray's Oyster Bar: We Shuck Em, You Suck Em!") She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows. She writes, "I promised efficiencies and effectiveness!?" Was she exclaiming or questioning? I get it: both! And I don't even know what to make of a sentence that reads: *((Gotta put First Things First))* Ponder the fact that Rupert Murdoch's Harper Collins publishing house is paying this, umm, writer $11 million for a book. Ponder that and say a prayer for Ms. Palin's editor. I'm no latter-day Strunk & White, just a guy who was struck by Palin's spectacularly rambling and infantile prose. It bespeaks a rambling and infantile mind. But perhaps not. Perhaps this is all a ruse. Perhaps Gov. Palin wants us to believe she's an intellectual featherweight who is slightly shallower than an actor on High School Musical. Maybe she's trying to throw us off the trail. Naah. A lot of people thought that about George W. Bush. He couldn't be so block-headed, they said. He couldn't be as childish and churlish as he came off. Oh yes he could. And so, too, might Ms. Palin be as vapid and puerile as her inane statement suggests. We will know. In the fullness of time (and I predict, not much time) we will know. Again and again in her statement, Gov. Palin returned to the nettlesome ethics inquiries that have been visited upon her since she signed on to be John McCain's running mate. No doubt they are annoying. But does anyone believe that's why she's resigning? No, there's more to this story. And Ms. Palin's resignation only increases the chances that we will all know the rest of the story soon. Or, as she might put it: We will all KNOW the "rest of the Story" *((SOON!))*
A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~
Charlie Chaplin
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HarleyWoman91 |
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It's a wonder she doesn't dot her i's with hearts..... Meanwhile -- (Note to self: if one of my kids becomes governor, throw away the refrigerator magnet that says: "Murray's Oyster Bar: We Shuck Em, You Suck Em!") |
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"I used my Obama tax cut to buy tea bags for the protest against increased taxes." By KarenT. (won Huffington Post
caption contest for captioning photo of a tea party protester)
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